A few facts to start us off. 1- it's very late as I sit typing this, 2- I'm bleary eyed sleepy, C- I'm a little tipsy, 4- I meant to use a letter last time and 5- that song Get Low is a freakin classic.
I ate half a pie tonight, I'm not proud, it wasn't for a contest or anything. I feel like the guy from the old commercial that say's 'I can't believe I ate the whole thing.' The reason I stopped at half instead of eating a whole pie was because I ONLY BOUGHT HALF A PIE! I'm an emotional eater and tonight was fairly stressful at work, well most of the night it got better towards the end. But it was enough to make me want something sweet, and since I figured Rainey would be asleep (love ya babe) I stopped and got pie. I miss watching Pushing Daises, although by the end of the second season I hadn't really liked the way the writers were taking things. I feel as though I've lost my sense of humor lately, if any one sees it please send it home. It's rather strange and a little quirky some may say geeky even, though it doesn't mind occasionally working blue. I like to curse, I'm not sure why, I guess because it's frowned upon by the moral majority although I'm sure they curse quite a bit too. I try not to curse in front of folks it might offend because I don't want to be offensive. But under my breath or when people who I know don't mind are around I use a few invectives. Christopher Moore who wrote,among other great books, Lamb is a swear word prodigy, I've seen him use the f-u-c-k word, ;), in many an new and interesting way. My favorite euphemisms when there are sensitive ears around are God bless it, shoot a monkey (which I would never really do unless it was attacking someone that didn't deserve it) and dang it Dan - which is from an old K-Mart commercial actually. Gosh, I feel like I'm on Inside the Actors Studio. Where's the bearded, balding guy with the note cards? My birthday is next weekend and I'll be 38, I'm getting old or at least older, I'm a f-ing grown up now. I may need some Just For Men for my birthday if all these silver hairs don't stop popping up. Looking back on my life I think, , well I don't really know what to think. As the facts mentioned at the top of this page will show, I submit this as evidence, I'm in no position to take deep meditative looks through the pages of my life at this juncture. So I leave you with the immortal words of Lil' John- Now stop, then wiggle with it, now stop, then wiggle with it...
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LOL! Christopher Moore is a profanity prodigy/genius. I use many of his colorful expressions on a regular basis, my favorite being one of Abby Normal's phrases: "fucktard." And don't feel bad about the pie. Pete and I once ate an entire carrot cake sheet cake in roughly four days. Yes, you ate your pie in one sitting, but trust me, that is a lot of cake.
ReplyDeletefucktard is exactly the one I was thinking of when I said that. That and in The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove he had a character he referred to as fishfucker.
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